1 - I have allowed the supplies in my refrigerator to get so low, that all I had to eat was instant bluberry muffin mix stirred into water. Which I subsisted on for three days.
2 -I once spent the night in jail for driving 117 MPH on my way to Lake Havasu for springbreak.
3 - I have slept overnight in the parking lot of the San Diego Zoo.
4 - Jeannie and I once engaged in an Author Smackdown - (Jeannie - you are not allowed to answer this one.)
5 - Shane and I once spilled beer on Lee Child and lived to tell about it. (Shane - no telling.)
6 - I once rode a bull for 3.1 seconds - never again.
7 - I have entered this country illegally by sneaking through a border fence.
8 - I've been from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA.
9 - I think blogger is the smoothest, easiest to use program ever!! -okay scratch that, that's too easy. Everyone knows Blogger is the greatest.
9b - I will join the hair club for men if I start going bald.
10 - I was once a passenger on a 747 over the Atlantic when the one engine exploded like a Roman candle. We made a successful emergency landing.
As requested by our imperious leader - five truths - five lies.