Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Move over Proust – I’ve Got This

by Tracy Kiely

Are you a sociopath? Probably not. But then again, you might be. Two or more "yes" answers gets you there. Good luck.

  • Could you understand what the teacher was saying on Charlie Brown?
  • Does the Burger King "King" not creep the hell out of you?
  • Did you enjoy the novel Ethan Frome?
  • Did you root for the coyote?
  • To save time, do you take food out of other people’s shopping carts and then become genuinely irate when you don’t like what they’ve picked out?
  • Do you post updates of your life on Facebook every ten minutes with the honest assumption that someone actually cares? (“I’m having a SECOND cup of coffee!” “Time to take a run!” “Great workout today!”)
  • Do you have tiger blood flowing through your veins?
  • Did you laugh hysterically at the end of An Affair to Remember?
  • Have you considered a career in telemarketing?
  • Did you name your dog Old Yeller?

Email your answers to Charlie Sheen at TigerMan@addictedtowinning.com.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Of course I rooted for the coyote. He was a tenacious super genius whose well-thought-out plans were continually undermined by the defective products of the Acme company. Poor coyote.

TracyK said...

True.So true. As such, you might appreciate this http://www.torinfo.com/justforlaughs/coyote_v_acme.html

Gabi said...

I'm going to try that shopping cart thing. And Wile E is my "guy."