by Tracy Kiely
Are you a sociopath? Probably not. But then again, you might be. Two or more "yes" answers gets you there. Good luck.
- Could you understand what the teacher was saying on Charlie Brown?
- Does the Burger King "King" not creep the hell out of you?
- Did you enjoy the novel Ethan Frome?
- Did you root for the coyote?
- To save time, do you take food out of other people’s shopping carts and then become genuinely irate when you don’t like what they’ve picked out?
- Do you post updates of your life on Facebook every ten minutes with the honest assumption that someone actually cares? (“I’m having a SECOND cup of coffee!” “Time to take a run!” “Great workout today!”)
- Do you have tiger blood flowing through your veins?
- Did you laugh hysterically at the end of An Affair to Remember?
- Have you considered a career in telemarketing?
- Did you name your dog Old Yeller?
Email your answers to Charlie Sheen at TigerMan@addictedtowinning.com.