They make her a great detective and me a . . . writer who at least types more than she deletes.
The same perfectly acceptable character traits would make us atrocious critique-group-members, useless - possibly dangerous - therapists, and calamitous diplomats.
Can you guess where I'm going yet?
We both believe, Dandy Gilver and I, that old Aristotle had it just about right. All three of us believe in absolute facts, infallible logic and supreme reason, and that the exercise of reason is the highest virtue. It helps a lot when you're solving a case (I imagine) and it certainly helps when you're putting a plot together. But boy-oh-boy we'd make lousy hippies.
(*It would drive Dandy Gilver's husband nuts too if they went in for conversations. But, while he'd probably fetch a bucket of water if Dandy was on fire, her personal philosophy is her business.)
And it's not as bad as it sounds because the one place Dandy and I don't dance in step with Aristotle is that he saves his biggest lifestyle drumroll for what he calls The Golden Mean - moderation in all things. I reckon even if you did the necessary edit - "Moderation in all things except pies and Dalmations" - you're still better off with the Golden Rule. You know the one. I like it in its Bill and Ted incarnation: Be Excellent To Each Other.
That's the best habit of all.
And here I was expecting to read about you walking out of the room while still talking to him. :-)
ReplyDeleteHa-hah! I forgot about that one! Did you know my whole family does it?! (I told Eileen about telling Neil "But, that's not me - my whole family talks to each other when we're in different rooms and can't hear." I expected him to say "Oh, yes, good point." Instead he bellowed "I KNOW!!!!!")
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ReplyDeleteMy FB profile Religious Views. My version of the golden Rule.
Love it, Mugsy!
ReplyDelete"a...writer who at least types more than she deletes." I don't think Aristotle would let you get away with that one. As for believing there's one side to everything--the truth--I'm sure you'll be welcome at the next Ayn Rand Society meeting.
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