by Paul D. Marks
Hahahahahahaha!
Surely you jest.
I look at clean, almost sterile offices and rooms and I envy them. I want to be that way. I vow to be that way. But I will never be that way.
I am a saver, a packrat. Though maybe not as bad as some of those people who have thirty years of newspapers piled up throughout their houses and can barely make their way through the passages between them. Like the infamous Collyer brothers of New York, who died under their piles of “treasures”: https://allthatsinteresting.com/collyer-brothers
The Collyer brothers "treasures" |
I’m not sure why I’m such a packrat or why I might be so sentimental. It might have something to do with my father being killed by a drunk driver when I was about a year old. Somehow he made it through World War II, but the mean streets of L.A., even back then… So maybe that loss makes me want to save things that I can.
On top of that, I collect toys and Beatles stuff and some other things as well. And, of course, there’s books and records and movies and CDs. Though I wish I had more of the other kind of CDs, the kind that count as money.
And I like having things within reach. I still keep certain books (like a slang thesaurus and a guide to baby names) within reach, even though I might reach for them less now that I can look up stuff on the internet. I guess I like to have them there as a security blanket. And hey if the internet goes out I’ll need them.
Specifically as relates to my office, there are things I like: a handful of toy soldiers, my pic of Dennis Hopper flipping the bird from Easy Rider, lobby cards, Beatles (and other) album covers, photos of Keith Richards, Ray Davies, Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan and Mick Jagger that my brother took, and my old Underwood typewriter.
My Underwood Typewriter |
On top of everything else, we closed our storage space a while back, so now we have all those boxes cluttering up the hall. But who has time to go through them? Though we have been through some and I found some really cool stuff, like my sign off the train station at the last remaining MGM backlot, the top of a newel post that I took from a Victorian mansion in Bunker Hill (L.A.) before it was torn down and my Corriganville glass. (See pix)
Train Station Sign off MGM Backlot |
Bunker Hill Newel Post |
Corriganville Glasses |
My one saving grace in this regard are all the articles that have come out recently that talk about people with messy desks being more intelligent. This is a huge relief. And I, therefore, declare my genius.
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And now for the usual BSP:
My story Past is Prologue is out in the new July/August issue of Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine. Available now at bookstores and newstands as well as online at: https://www.alfredhitchcockmysterymagazine.com/. Hope you'll check it out.
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I agree with you, Paul. It's good to be neat, but it's also good to have everything in plain view where you can find it.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dietrich. Great minds think alike :-) .
ReplyDeleteI make myself crazy. Every now and then I clean off my desk. Yes, I do. And I love it. It looks so great! An hour later, it's completely cluttered again. Right now I'm looking at a treasure trove of messy papers, half-read books lying open, coffee cups, brochures, little notebooks with "important" scribblings...and that's just the surface. I am one of the smartest people in the world, apparently.
ReplyDeleteI keep my home neat and clean, but my desk is definitely cluttered. I'm another one who writes notes to myself. Okay, I'll clean up a bit now.
ReplyDeleteLoved the W.C. Fields clip! His paper piles are too similar to mine. And you're a fellow member of Boxaholics? I have a garage, fortunately....Good post as always.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comment, Terry. I’ll clean off my desk, too. Only to A) not be able to find what I’m looking for the next day, and B) like you say it’s a mess again with new stuff in a few days. And it does, indeed, sound like you’re one of the smartest people in the world :-) .
ReplyDeleteAt least your home is neat and clean, Jacqueline. Our home is clean, but neat is another story -- too much stuff. The worst part is cleaning or dusting all those knickknacks. Enjoy your cleaning :-) .
ReplyDeleteThanks, Susan. Glad you enjoyed it and the W.C. Fields clip. That’s one of my favorite bits of his. And I used to be a Boxaholic. Amy’s sort (mostly) of cured me of that. Of course, she’s “cured” me of other things, too, having made me get rid of souvenirs (things I took off various sets mostly, though I still have some) and old magazines, scripts and punk zines and stuff that I wish I still had sometimes. And yes, isn’t that what garages are for? We park one car in the garage and one outside and most of the garage is storage…
ReplyDeleteI figure when the floor caves in up in my office it will be time to de-clutter. Until then... it's me with nine bookcases, eight cabinets, a drafting table, 2 desks, a marionette stage, and gingerbread house, a miniature Dickensian Village... What was that? The floor creaking... Oh, well. I'll enjoy it while I can.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not creaking too badly, Gayle. And a drafting table, cool. Maybe you can draft some plans to shore up the floor when it starts creaking too much :-) .
ReplyDeleteBetween knowing folks with a messy desk are smarter (it's an excess of ideas made visible) and now be3ing told eating ice cream for breakfast is a good thing for our brains, you and I should e able to corner the market on brain cells. Are you ready? I will be, just as soon as put my latest genius buys from Dollar Tree where I can see them, find them, enjoy them.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comment, Unknown. And I do think that messy desks and eating ice cream for breakfast makes for massive amounts of brain cells. So we're good to go. Enjoy your stuff from Dollar Tree :-) .
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