Sitting
typing isn’t what we evolved to do, no matter how rewarding it might be. At
your desk and/or away from it, how do you counteract the physical toll a
writing life takes on your body?
This question’s a bit like one of
those cans of worms that explode when you open them...however carefully I try
to answer it I’m not going to end up looking good...though I think this does...my garden!
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| You can see 6 of our hydrangeas here - we have a couple of hundred |
I know we humans were not designed
to sit typing all day, but I also know this particular human wasn’t designed to
type at all competently. I should’ve taken lessons at some point – but I’m old
enough that when I started work there was a typing pool in the bowels of London
Transport’s splendid art deco HQ at St. James’s Park, to which I dutifully took
my boss’s handwritten letters etc. each day so they could be typed, then I’d collect
them around 3pm, and present them to him for signing before I took them to the
post (mail) room so they could be posted (mailed). Yes, I know it sounds like
the Dark Ages, but we’re talking about 1984…yes, the REAL 1984. If I’d learned
to type properly back then maybe I wouldn’t have to spend quite so long at my
desk retyping all the Scrabble-hands I seem to want to include in every
sentence. Maybe.
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| I love this...see below for scale... |
Since I didn’t, here I sit cursing
the fact that I cannot (and this is a hue admission folks) type an apostrophe
in a word – I always type a semi-colon instead. I have absolutely no idea why
my finger goes to the wrong key every single time, but it does. It’s every time.
Just did it then – typed It;s and had to go back and change it. Sometimes the
spellcheck thing decides to change it for me, other times it doesn;t and if I
keep typing this blog without changing every time I do it, you;ll soon see how
many changes I;m likely to have to make on every page of every book I;ve ever
written. You might think this is just an amusing aside – a way to get out of an
even bigger admission that I;m holding back from making, and maybe it is. I don;t
know. But it certainly contributes to the overall number of hours I sit here.
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| I am the tiny figure in orange - helps with scale. Far right - the ESSENTIAL hot tub |
Okay, so here goes. How do I counteract
the physical toll of writing when I;m actually sitting at my desk? Simple confession
– I don;t. I;ve tried setting alarms to get me to leave my chair and move
around, I ignore them. I even have one of those watches that counts my steps (LOL…I
think it thinks I;m a bump on a log) and tells me when to get up and stretch…I
ignore it.
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| Lovely rhodo behind a soon-to-be-lovely hibiscus. We have a couple of hundred rhodos |
To counteract the damage I;m
doubtless doing to myself I work the five acres we live on (with husband), and
do my best to keep it looking half way decent. That’s a lot of work. Today I
moved six logs. Doesn’t sound like much, but they weighed about 150 pounds
each, and all needed to be moved about 30 feet. It took a while; I rolled them
when I could…but, you know…it was a lot. Yesterday I did four hours of pruning –
which meant I did about one third of our hundreds of hydrangea bushes (and
still my watch told me to exercise – it can become very bossy!) and tomorrow I’ll
be clearing a large bed of branches and detritus that husband will run through
the chipper, then I;ll shovel that into a wheelbarrow, wheel it to one of the
paths we;re building (which are edged with the aforementioned logs) and will
tip, spread, flatten…and repeat. Probably for three or four hours. We call it
gardening – others might think we’ve invented some new form of masochistic torture
we impose upon ourselves…but it will look lovely eventually…when we’ve dug
holes for the hundreds of plants in large, heavy pots we’ve got standing by,
ready to go. Monty Don’s got a lot to answer for…it all looks so easy on
Gardener’s World!
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| Standing beside one of the first rhodos I planted, about 18 years ago |
So, simple answer: when I sit, I
sit…I;m oblivious of time, and I know that;s a bad thing. I overcompensate with
ridiculous amounts of work in the garden – then stretch my screaming muscles in
the hot tub. And take painkillers.
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| I love playing with colour and texture...even if I have to wait years for it to work |
I am not living healthily. I know
this. But I am managing to write books people seem to enjoy reading, and the
garden looks – to me, anyway – magnificent. Hope it was okay to show it off :-)
And I saved at least 5 minutes at
my desk by not altering all those blessed semi-colons! Ta-daaa!
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